Hmm...I knew someone once who was a water-spirit...one of those Russian ones. I forget what the name is, I'm sure it'll come back to me at the most awkward moment.
But, seeing as one of my various titles is "Angel of Water" (or one of the angels of..)....
*dives in headfirst, surfaces, gurgles happily and starts swimming laps*
Getting back on topic...I hate my job. I was called a hussy by some woman over the phone, an 80 year old man said my voice was sexy, and another man said "you want to thank be for being a cardmember? you're weird! goodbye, b****!"
All a day in the life of a telemarketer, I suppose...
...That is all.